Slackin on the bloggin... I know... You wanna fight about it?
Okay...
I was at a show recently. Sitting in a cafe, going over poems in my head, looking schizophrenic.. you know... the usual. My thought process was interrupted by some loud 'ghetto phi ghetto' women at the next table. As a man walked by looking real Waka Flocka Flame-ish, they began talking about the musical genius himself Waka Flocka Flame (did they make a sarcasm font yet?). These chicks were ranting and raving about dude, how fine he iz, what they would do to him, how big his wiener iz.. so on and so on...
.....20 mins passed by.....
Their ranting continued (not that I was listening, THEY WERE LOUD! ALL CAPS LOUD)
One woman began speaking about her relationship woes. Another brought up her "babydaddy" issues, which opened the flood gates!
All the women began complaining about the father of their children. All I heard was "Niggas ain't shit"(s)coming from ev-ery-where ev-ery-where? EV-ERY-WHERE! One woman was even bold enuff to say "There Ain't no good black men. I'ma find me a white man...or a woman."..... That's where I tuned out.
So here we go:
At what point does a woman take responsibility? These women that I couldn't help but listen to all were single, with children, had nothing but horrible things to say about black men but were dripping like leaky faucets over the thought of a night with Waka Flocka Flame... WAKA FLOCKA FLAME!(YES ALL FUCKING CAPS) The rapper that has proved time and time again that he iz dumb as bricks.
When do women take responsibility? When do you say "I'm a single mom...Because I'm attracted to idiots"? When does your lifestyle change?
Ladies, there always will be a village idiot, village idiots STOP FUCKING HIM! Then some of your sob stories will end. Cuz in the end you are to blame. How many Cliff Huxtable(s) have you double locked your chasity belt around before you ever so willingly gave the keys to a Waka Flocka Flame?
Needless to say, I ended up having a great show and getting the phone number from one of the chicks at the table and we plan on going to see "For Colored Girls." sometime this week... Anybody know a good babysitter?
"I'ma find me a white man"..."Niggas don't act right"... BING! I just killed you with my mind!
Thoughts..Opinions?
The Manic-Depressive Poet Who Enjoys Killing People With His Mind. Never trusts big butts and smiles even tho he likes big butts...he cannot lie... OH THE CONFUSION!
Whatch more BET and u too Rage can be as dumb as w.f.f.!! U got the hair going... Just forget everything u ever learned since 3rd on and u too will the the next rapper making "drug dealing music" lol
ReplyDeleteIt's almost like you pulled this from my head and wrote it...good stuff...
ReplyDeletewell (rage) .. , ging into this blog .. i was skeptical that any element of sense could be brought forth with such a thing as this "Waka Flocka Flame" .. to be honest i thought this would read much like a rap song ..
ReplyDeletelet mejust say, this post is possibly the smartest post i have seen in months. (sorry de paul ). get out of my head ....
seriously, bitches be trippin lately .
these are definitely not the kind of women i'd invite to ride my lesbian train. but it is sad tho. that women would rather blame a whole race of men than take responsibility for their own commonly open legs and shortcomings. if waka flaka is the epitome of their sexual desires, well...i'm sure that speaks volumes of their intellect.
ReplyDeletep.s. i really do wish there was a sarcasm font so i didnt have to rethink whether or not you were really going to see "for colored girls who have had enough when madea gets out of jail and smokes weed with the browns" with one of the ratchets lol
A girl can't fuck a Waka and wife a Cliff?
ReplyDeleteI'm just saying.
@Andee.Blakk- Check out my blog! The first two entries are about For Colored Girls and the whole thing is written in sarcasm font...
www.rebeljaye.typepad.com
Rage, I like where you were going with this. I do however feel compelled to add my TWO cents... I am a single mother because when I realized I was pregnant I made the conscience decision, before I told anyone else, that I would raise my child on my own if I HAD to. My "baby daddy" is an idiot, not matter which way you turn it, flip it or try to lay it down and I have accepted that, he provides NO support from our child, emotional, financial or otherwise. He shows up when the mood strikes him and then thinks he is winning some kind of FATHER OF THE YEAR award. He is for lack of a better term a thorn in my side. On the flip side of that, I have never denied him, a reasonable, opportunity to see or interact with his child. And if they ask for or about him I call him, I don't bad mouth him in their presence and make sure that they understand IN SPITE of everything he is still their father. Oh and NO, he wasn't so much of an idiot when I was sleeping with him or maybe it is just that we were NOT so intimately connected then, who knows really. I just want the record to show that there are some women out here that are doing the damn thing and doing it well.
ReplyDeleteAND FURTHERMORE... Waka Flocka Flame should have been ...!!! lol (can't believe I said that!!!)